"Funny Bridesmaid Quotes" refers to a collection of humorous statements or phrases that are often used to add a touch of light-heartedness and entertainment to the role of being a bridesmaid. These quotes are typically shared during wedding-related events or in speeches to bring laughter and joy to the occasion.
They serve as a way for bridesmaids to express their playful and comedic sides, while celebrating the bride's special day. Whether it's a witty one-liner or a funny anecdote, these quotes aim to create a fun and memorable atmosphere for everyone involved in the wedding celebration.
Below are various funny bridesmaid quotes with their meanings/explanations;
“We all wish there were more ‘Bridesmaids’ out there.” – Gillian Jacobs
They make weddings a lot more fun and are essential for keeping the bride calm on her big day. But, unfortunately, not everyone can be a bridesmaid - and that's okay! There are plenty of other roles that can come in handy on your big day.
“Storm Sister-a friend who sticks close when storms hit her friend’s life.” – Afton Rorvik
When life throws curveballs at someone, it's comforting to have a friend who is always there for you, no matter what. That's what Storm Sisters are all about supporting each other through thick and thin. Whether it's during natural disasters like hurricanes and tornadoes, or just tough times in general, these friends stick together and support each other through thick and thin.
“I need something old, something new, something borrowed, and most importantly… you!” – Unknown
In life, it's important to mix things up. You can't always rely on the same things to make you happy. That's why it's so important to have a variety of things in your life. Whether you need something old, something new, something borrowed, or most importantly, something that you can always count on, you need a sense of balance in your life.
“He’s marrying me but he’s stuck with us.” – Unknown
The quote is often used to describe situations in which someone is forced to remain in a situation they do not want to be in. This quote is often used when someone is married to someone they do not love or when they are stuck with a group of people they do not want to be with.
“It’s not what we have in our life, but who we have in our life that counts.” – J. M. Laurence
Though many people may think that the things in their lives are what matter most, according to a study released by the National Institute of Mental Health, it's actually the relationships in their lives that are the most important. The study found that people who have strong and supportive relationships with others are more likely to enjoy good mental health than those who don't. The study also found that having close relationships decreases the risk of developing various mental illnesses, including depression and anxiety.
“And I’m more than happy to do it. And it’s not too much.” (Annie, Bridesmaids)
Annie, a bridesmaid at her friend's wedding, was more than happy to help with anything the bride needed during the preparations leading up to the big day. From running errands to helping with seating arrangements and decorating, Annie was there to help in whatever way she could. And it wasn't too much - she even brought her own flowers to set up!
“I promise, no ruffles or puffy sleeves - will you be my bridesmaid, please?” – Unknown
When it comes to weddings, some things are just as important as the bride and groom. And one of those things is the bridesmaids. They're there to support their friend on her big day, and they should look fashionable while doing it! But finding a dress that's both comfortable and stylish can be tricky. This is why we asked our Facebook fans what they think is essential when picking out a bridesmaid dress ruffles or puffy sleeves!
“Just had some thoughts about the bachelorette party. Okay, here we go! Easy peasy, Vegas it is!” – Megan
Bachelorette parties have come a long way since the days of getting absolutely hammered and doing whatever our drunken little hearts desired. While there's still plenty of time for shenanigans, more and more bachelorette parties are opting for something a little less wild and more relaxing.
“Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you; spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.” – Amy Poehler
In order to be truly happy, you need to find people who challenge and inspire you. Spending time with these individuals will change your life for the better. Find a group of people who are different from you in some way and you'll be on your way to a more fulfilling existence.
“Asking your friend to be a bridesmaid is one of the modern paradoxes: no one actually wants to do it, but everyone would be offended if you didn’t ask.” – Mindy Kaling
When it comes to weddings, most people would agree that being a bridesmaid is one of the more dreaded tasks. But if you ask a friend to be one, they'll probably be happy to help out. It's one of the modern paradoxes: no one actually wants to do it, but everyone would be offended if you didn't ask. But there are a few things you need to know before you make that call.
“A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.” – Toni Morrison
When we look at ourselves in the mirror, we see someone who is very much like us. However, when we look at our sister, we see someone who is both ourselves and very different. Siblings are the people who help us grow and learn, and they are the people who always have our back. They are unique in their own way and a special kind of double that we can't imagine life without.
“It’s gonna be a kick-ass wedding.” – Lillian
The quote, "It's gonna be a kick-ass wedding," is often used by brides to describe their upcoming nuptials. This statement is meant to motivate and excite guests, indicating that the wedding will be a truly special event. The bride may also use this quote as her personal motto in preparation for the wedding day. Guests who are looking forward to attending a memorable event should remember to RSVP as soon as possible in order to secure a spot.
“You know, I don’t really care which dress we get. I just need to get off this white carpet!” – Rita
Life has become a series of events that we have to go through, one after another. We are always on the go and never get a break. This can be really tiring, especially if we are always stuck in one place. Sometimes it's nice to take a step back and just enjoy our surroundings. We don't have to do anything, just sit and relax.
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
This quote is a reminder that our priorities should be focused on those who are important to us, and not on those who are only convenient. When it comes to transportation, we need to ensure that our choices reflect our values and priorities.
“You can kid the world, but not your sister.” – Charlotte Gray
Sisters are one of the most important relationships in a person's life. They share everything from secrets to chicken pox, and it's often said that you can kid the world, but not your sister. That's because sisters know how to keep a secret, and when it comes to sticking up for each other, there's nobody better. Despite their close bond, sisters sometimes have disagreements.
“You are the sister I got to choose.” – Unknown
This quote speaks to the responsibility we feel when our loved ones are taken away from us, and the hope that we can bring them back.
“True friendship is as rare as twin lotuses on a single stalk.” – Lauren Bjorkman
True friendship is as rare as twin lotuses on a single stalk. It's nurtured and grows over time, with both parties sacrificing for the other. Friendship is one of the most important things in a person's life, and it's something that should never be taken for granted.
“Um, I just wanted to say really quick that, you’re so special to me, because, well, one of the reasons is because I’ve known you my whole entire life. And you’ve really helped shape who I am. I just want to thank you for, carefully, selecting me as your maid of honor. I know you had some other choices, but, um, you’re like my sister, and I love you. Well, that concludes the speeches for the night.” – Annie
It's hard to put into words just how special someone is to us, but if we had to try, we'd say it's because they've been there from the beginning, shaping who we are into the people we are today. That's why it means so much when someone we love is a part of our life for as long as we can remember.
“Bridesmaids are never going to upstage the bride.” – Georgina Chapman
A bride's maid of honor should never upstage her during her special day. However, there are some things that a bridesmaid should always keep in mind to make sure she doesn't step on the bride's toes. For instance, be sure to arrive early to the wedding ceremony so you can get situated and ready. Don't monopolize the bride's time by talking too much, and instead be supportive and attentive.
“You’d better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It’s a horrible job, I’m sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you’re my friend.” – Jayne Bauling
The wedding is already planned, and the woman wants to make sure that everyone who is involved knows that she did not plan this whole thing on her own. She admits that it's a "horrible job" and asks for friends because they deserve it.
“I’m one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.” – Piper Lauri
There are a lot of people who have always been bridesmaids, but not everyone knows what it's like to be one. Bridesmaids are often chosen because they are friends of the bride, and they know how to act around the wedding. A bridesmaid's job is to help with everything from getting ready to dancing at the reception. They also make sure that the bride and groom are taken care of during the wedding.
“You know anyone who wants to marry my brother is a profound idiot.” – Megan
He was speaking about someone who is not strong enough to be in a relationship with his brother. He believes that this person is not capable of handling the pressure that comes with being in a romantic relationship.
“Uh, I’m not going to go on with a big speech. So I’ll just say this; um, I’m so happy to be a part of this celebration. And you two deserve each other, as well as a lifetime of happiness.” – Annie
The newlyweds exchanged vows in a private ceremony at their reception venue and then had a huge celebration with family and friends. The bride told the groom that she was so happy to be marrying him, and he said the same about her. They both agreed that they wanted a lifetime of happiness together.
“I am in my 30’s, I have 40,000 dollars in debt, I live with a weirdo…” – Annie
Annie is in her 30s, has 40,000 dollars in debt, and lives with a strange person. She's been struggling to pay off her debt for years and it's taken a toll on her mental and physical health. Annie wants to get her life back on track, but she's not sure how to start.
“Often a bridesmaid, but never a bride.” – First coined in 1925 in an ad for Listerine Mouthwash.
Often a bridesmaid, but never a bride. For many women, being a bridesmaid is the ultimate honor. But for others, it's a role they never want to take on again.
“You’re like the maid of dishonor.” – Rhodes
There's something about being sent to clean up someone's mess that just makes you feel dirty. It's like you're the maid of dishonor, always being in the dark and smelling bad. But it's all worth it when they finally get their act together.
“True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable and always in style.” – Nicole Richie
Friends are important in our lives because they can provide us with support when we need it and make us laugh when things get tough. It is important to have friends who will be there for you through thick and thin, no matter what.
“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” – Helen Keller
There is something about walking with a friend in the dark that makes the experience seem more intimate. It is as if the two of you are the only ones in the world. Whether it is because we are less guarded or because we simply have more to talk about, walking with a friend in the dark is always an enjoyable experience.
“Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. Friends are the people who stick by you through thick and thin, no matter what. They're the ones who understand you, and can be there for you when you need them. They know all your faults, but still love you anyway. True friends are rare, but they're worth cherishing.
“The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.” – Elisabeth Foley
True friends grow apart and come back together without ever really growing apart. What this means for them is that they can always be there for each other when needed, no matter how far apart they are. This is something that is incredibly special and valuable to have in a friendship, and it's something that true friends work hard to maintain.
“I know! That’s why he’s been acting so weird. Because he’s a terrible liar and he thought he was going to blow it. He was ignoring me and I thought he was going to break up with me and…” – Lillian
She appears to be upset with their significant other for not keeping their intentions clear and for lying to them. It can be inferred that this relationship has been rocky, with many confusing moments along the way.
“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” – Henry Ford
Friends are the best thing to happen to anyone. We can always depend on them for a good time, a listening ear, and most importantly, someone to bring out the best in us. Whether it's someone we know well or someone we've just met, there's something about a friendship that is incomparable.
“It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.” – Gina Barreca
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But it's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend - it's your best friends who are your diamonds. It doesn't matter what you do, who you are, or where you are - diamonds will always be there for you. They will never let you down. Diamonds remind us that no matter what happens in life, we can always count on them to be there for us.
“White dress, lace, and pearls but I can’t do it without my girls.” – Unknown
The need for support and encouragement is often seen as a hallmark of female friendships. Females often rely on one another for emotional support, and sharing common experiences can strengthen these relationships. This quote provides insight into the importance of female friendships and how they can be beneficial to both women and their careers.
“I got my rock now I need my flock.” – Unknown
In this quote, she talks about how she feels about needing other people in her life, specifically her flock of fans. She says that getting her rock career off the ground was tough enough, but she can't do it alone and needs her fans to help support her.
“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” – Mencius
They are there for us when we need them, and they always make us feel better. We can always count on our friends to be there for us, no matter what. Our friendships are the most important thing in our lives.
“Pop the champagne, she’s changing her name!” – Unknown
The saying encapsulates the excitement and anticipation that can be felt when a loved one announces they are changing their name. In today's society, many people feel the need to change their names in order to reinvent themselves. This often involves shedding old habits and affiliations in order to start fresh.
“I don’t think you guys will be best friends forever. No offense, but you know? The friends you have when you’re younger are sometimes, sometimes you grow apart. You know, when you get older maybe she’ll find a new best friend. And maybe she’ll be more successful than you are and prettier and richer and skinnier. And they end up doing everything together!” – Annie
When you're young, your friends are like family. But as you grow older and learn more about yourself, you may find that some of your old friends don't fit into your new life. It's natural to want to cling to the people who have been a part of your life for so long, but it's important to remember that friendships change over time. Sometimes it's okay to let go of the old ones and make new ones.
“We are not your typical bridesmaids, we are your women of awesomeness.” – Unknown
These awe-inspiring women are anything but traditional, and they are here to set the bar high on your wedding day. From being fierce fashionistas to being self-sufficient experts in their fields, these incredible women will add an extra layer of awesomeness to your big day.
“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” – Unknown
Two friends have been friends for so long, it's difficult to remember which one of them is the bad influence. Friends are supposed to be there for each other, but in the end, it's usually the friend who is the worst influence.
“I can’t say “I do” without you.” – Unknown
Marriage is a union between two people who have pledged to remain together until death does their part. For many, this pledge is taken very seriously and it is often seen as one of the biggest decisions of their lives. However, for some couples, their relationship just doesn't seem to be working and they are looking for ways to end it. One of the most common ways couples end their marriage is by filing for divorce.
“This is the first time I’ve seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!” – Annie
Annie looks forward to seeing her friends every day. She loves spending time with them and talking about life. But there's one thing she's never seen them do - look ugly. Even on the days when they don't have anything nice to say, Annie always manages to find something good in them. "
“We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.” – Caroline Sheridan Norton
We have laughed and we have cried together. We have shared good times and bad times. We have been through thick and thin. And to this day, we still stand by each other. That is what makes a friendship so special - the ability to withstand all the ups and downs that come with it.
“Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them…your smile, your hope, and your courage.” – Doe Zantamata
The pain of loss can be overwhelming. When your loved one dies, you may feel like you are losing everything. You may lose your smile, your hope, and your courage. Good friends can help you find important things when you have lost them. Friends can remind you that life goes on and that there are still good things to come. Friends can offer support and encouragement when you need it most.
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck
Some people might think that getting their wife an electric skillet as her birthday present is a nice gesture. Others might think that it's simply showing that you care about her. However, there are some people who believe that this type of gift is indicative of a husband who doesn't have any respect for his wife. These are the people who believe that an electric skillet is not a suitable gift for a woman.
“You cannot trust anybody, ever.” – Annie
No matter how well you think you know somebody, there is always a chance that they are up to no good. The only way to be sure is to never trust them at all.
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” Sylvia Plath
Whether it's through shared memories, common interests, or just the sense of being close to another person, spending time with someone else can cause memories to flood back and create bonds that last a lifetime. Whether it's a loved one, a good friend, or even a significant other, spending time with them can be incredibly comforting and remind us why we fell in love in the first place.
“You think your friends have good taste in fashion until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!” – Wendi McLendon-Covey
When it comes to wedding planning, most people think that their friends have good taste in fashion. After all, they've seen them wear things before and they seem to always look nice. But when one of your friends asks you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress, you may think otherwise.
“A happy bridesmaid makes a happy bride.”- Alfred Tennyson
That is what some people might say, but it is also true that a happy bridesmaid helps to make the bride's day even more special. They can be there for her during the planning process and help to make sure everything goes smoothly on the big day. Plus, they can offer their support and friendship after the wedding. There is nothing like having a group of friends who are happy for you, no matter what.
“True love is finding your soulmate in your best friend.” – Faye Hall
Love is something that everyone searches for. Whether it's finding a soulmate or just someone to spend time with, love is something that is felt by everyone. For some, love can be found in the most unlikely of places and for others, it may come as a total surprise. But no matter what kind of love you are looking for, it's important to remember that true love is found within the people who are closest to you- your best friends.
“When worst comes to worst, the squad comes first.” – Unknown
When it comes to the worst case scenario, if there is an emergency and someone in the squad needs help, they will come first. Squad leaders are typically the people who know their squads best and can provide support if needed.
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
For some, this may be easy to do, but for others, it may be a bit more challenging. No one is perfect, and everyone has their own quirks and flaws. A true friend won't focus on these things and will still consider you a good person. He or she will simply accept you for who you are and help support you in whatever way possible.
“Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.” – Unknown
These are the people who you can always count on, no matter what. They'll be there for you when times are tough, and they'll make your life just a little bit better. Whether it's taking trips together, going on wild adventures, or just sitting around and talking, these friends are essential in making every day feel like a good one.
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown
Friends are the ones who stick around when things get tough. They're there to help with a laugh when you need one, and they'll be there when you need someone to listen. But what happens when you don't have anyone to turn to? That's where good friends come in. They'll be there for you no matter what, and that will help keep you from doing stupid things alone.
“Surround yourself with all those that are the same frequency as you.” – Mimi Novic
When it comes to relationships, it is always important to surround yourself with people who are on the same frequency as you. This is because they will be more understanding and supportive of your thoughts and feelings. People who are not on the same frequency as you will probably not be able to fully understand or support what you are going through.
“Good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget.” – John Green
Friends are hard to find and impossible to forget. We tend to cherish the memories of good friends more than the ones we have lost. The relationships we have with our friends are unique and special, and it is important to enjoy them while they last. Our friendships can often be a source of comfort in times of stress or sadness.
“Friends who slay together, stay together.” – Unknown
When most people think of slayers, they imagine young, innocent women slaying monsters in fluffy costumes. However, the world of slaying is much more diverse than that. There are slayers everywhere, of all ages and backgrounds. Some are friends who help each other out, while others are sworn enemies who would kill each other if it wasn't for their mutual Slayer oaths. But regardless of their feelings towards each other, these friends stick together and fight side by side.
“A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.” – Isadora James
Sisters are a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, and a golden thread to the meaning of life. They provide comfort in times of pain and share laughter when life is good. Sisters are there for each other through thick and thin, and their relationships are unique and special.
“We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.” – Unknown
As humans, we are constantly striving for something more. We want to be happy and fulfilled, but often times we feel like we're missing something. For some people, that "something" is a sense of community. Nearly every person has had the experience of feeling connected to others in some way or another. Whether it's spending time with friends, family, or coworkers, the community can be a powerful force for good. While it may not be perfect, together we have it all.
“I have my mister but I can’t do it without my sister.” – Unknown
There's something about sisters that makes us connect on a deeper level than anything else in the world. Whether it's our shared sense of humor, our ability to be brutally honest with each other, or our unyielding love, sisters are the best kind of friends. And no matter what life throws our way, we know that we can always rely on each other.